Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Pablo "Siri" Solis defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Wednesday, July 30, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Pablo "Siri" Solis!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a commanding left to the stomach. Siri beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Siri beats a hasty retreat.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 attempts a uppercut to the ribs, but Siri ties him up.
+Dorkness 4 whacks Siri with a series of wild shots to the solar plexus. Siri ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 11 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9
Siri grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Siri smacks Dorkness 4 with a cross to the eye. Dorkness 4 quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 4 nails Siri with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Siri wallops Dorkness 4 with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Dorkness 4 attempts a barrage of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a left uppercut to the chest, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 4 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18
Siri is slowing down.
Dorkness 4 is slowing down.
ROUND 3
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a volley of blows to the stomach, but Siri leaps aside.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Siri probes with a series of left shots to the chin, but Dorkness 4 beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkness 4 clocks Siri with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a volley of right shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Siri takes it in the forearms.
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The fighters study each other.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 3 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 7 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27
Siri looks exhausted.
Dorkness 4 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 4
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Siri quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Siri escapes.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a volley of left shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Siri takes charge with a pair of wild blows to the head. Siri is hammering relentlessly! Dorkness 4 collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Pablo "Siri" Solis wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Siri collapses limply onto his stool.
Dorkness 4 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Pablo "Siri" Solis wins by a technical knockout!
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