Public Fight Report
(Cruiserweight) "Balanced" Ben Zobrist defeated Cruiser Dork Boom I by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.Match Saturday, July 26, 2025In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 197 pounds (89 kilograms) is "Balanced" Ben Zobrist!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I fires a flurry of blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Balanced throws a right to the eye.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced rocks Boom I with a series of light punches to the chin. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Boom I attacks with a volley of blows to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Boom I suprises Balanced with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 14 of 35 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 25 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-9
Balanced doesn't want to stop fighting!
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Balanced smacks Boom I with a off balance roundhouse to the chest. Boom I seems wobbly!
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Balanced punches Boom I with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced lashes out with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Boom I hides behind his gloves.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I tosses a pair of shots to the chest. Balanced hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Boom I tries a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 9 of 32 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 8 of 16 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 20-18
Balanced doesn't even want to rest!
Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Balanced jolts Boom I with a flurry of solid punches to the head.
+Boom I annoys Balanced with a flurry of stiff blows to the stomach.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced wakes up the fans with a barrage of mean punches to the head. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
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-Balanced attempts a left roundhouse to the mouth, but Boom I steps aside.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I charges with a series of right blows to the stomach, but Balanced beats a hasty retreat.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Balanced ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 12 of 34 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 9 of 23 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 30-27
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Boom I is slowing down.
ROUND 4
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I launches a right straight right to the chest, but Balanced covers himself well.
+Balanced lands a flurry of painful punches to the temple.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I charges with a series of blows to the chest, but Balanced stays away from it.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced probes with a left to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Boom I fires a hook to the ribs, but Balanced narrowly avoids it
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+Balanced takes charge with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Boom I connects with a volley of strong blows to the ribs.
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+Balanced fires a barrage of furious punches to the chin. Boom I ignores it.
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-Balanced tries a jab to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 16 of 33 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 7 of 24 punches.
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 39-37
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Boom I collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 5
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I fires a left right to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Balanced launches a series of left punches to the chin, but Boom I stays away from it.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced stuns Boom I with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw. Boom I doesn't notice.
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-Boom I attacks with a volley of left shots to the chest, but only hits air.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Balanced throws a series of stinging punches to the head. Boom I doesn't seem bothered.
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-Balanced attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but Balanced deftly avoits it.
-Boom I probes with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Balanced covers himself well.
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+Balanced attacks with a series of nice punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 17 of 42 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 5 of 24 punches.
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 48-47
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Boom I receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 6
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced attacks with a pair of heavy blows to the head. Boom I seems wobbly!
+Balanced connects with a painful straight right to the eye.
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+Balanced clocks Boom I with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple.
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-Balanced throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Boom I takes it in the forearms.
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-Boom I fires a series of blows to the stomach, but Balanced ties him up.
-Boom I attempts a right right to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Boom I tries to land a hook to the stomach, but Balanced steps aside.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced attempts a left straight right to the face, but Boom I leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 22 of 38 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 4 of 22 punches.
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 7
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced attacks with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced lands a volley of punches to the eye. Balanced strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Boom I's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 5: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 6: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 5: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 6: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 5: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 6: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist wins by a technical knockout!
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