Public Fight Report

(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Friday, July 25, 2025

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Slammer covers up.
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Never annoys Slammer with a painful hook to the stomach.
+Never hits with a cross to the solar plexus.
-Slammer fires a flurry of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Never tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Never throws a straight right to the ribs, but Slammer blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and The Greatest Never landed 14 of 25 punches.

The Greatest Never won the round 10-9

The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 2

Slammer covers up.
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never fires a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slammer paws a cross to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Never lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Never attempts a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Never lashes out with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and The Greatest Never landed 10 of 23 punches.

The Greatest Never won the round 10-9

The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18

Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Never is slowing down.

ROUND 3

Slammer covers up.
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Never attempts a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Slammer ducks just in time.
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+Never lashes out with a vicious right to the stomach.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never charges with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Slammer stays away from it.
-Never fires a series of shots to the chest, but Slammer blocks.
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-Never throws a series of blows to the stomach, but Slammer hides behind his gloves.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never charges with a series of right punches to the chest, but Slammer leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 2 of 7 punches, and The Greatest Never landed 6 of 23 punches.

The Greatest Never won the round 10-9

The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27

Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Never receives medical attention from his trainer.

ROUND 4

Slammer covers up.
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slammer hits with a barrage of solid shots to the solar plexus. Slammer is jabbing and laughing! Never falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Never can't remember which corner is his.

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9

Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!