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Public Fight Report Match Monday, July 21, 2025 In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Derrick "Tulip" Flowers!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!! The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele. ROUND 1 Tulip is using the ring. (using the ring) Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) ... +Tulip stuns Dorkness 2 with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus! ... -Dorkness 2 tries a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Tulip beats a hasty retreat. Tulip tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... +Dorkness 2 connects with a barrage of blows to the ribs. Dorkness 2 lands a terrific right hook and Tulip hurtles to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE Tulip struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... ... ... ... +Dorkness 2 pounds Tulip with a series of vicious shots to the stomach. ... ... ... ... ... +Dorkness 2 takes charge with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus. +Tulip wakes up the fans with a jab to the chin. -Dorkness 2 paws a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Tulip backs out of it. +Tulip strikes with a volley of glancing punches to the head. Tulip lands a thundering right punch in the nose and Dorkness 2 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Tulip rocks Dorkness 2 with a volley of blows to the solar plexus. +Dorkness 2 stuns Tulip with a flurry of strong shots to the chest! Dorkness 2 lands a decisive blow to the temple and Tulip drops like a stone!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Tulip can't remember which corner is his. Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his. Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a knockout!