Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Rockness Monster defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.Match Saturday, July 12, 2025In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Rockness Monster!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+Monster nails Censored with a pair of painful punches to the face.
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+Monster backs up Censored with a volley of loud punches to the ribs.
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-Censored lashes out with a right jab to the chin, but Monster ties him up.
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-Censored attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Monster lands a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach.
-Censored fires a left jab to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Censored attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
+Monster rocks Censored with a barrage of painful punches to the nose.
+Censored punches Monster with a barrage of light punches to the head. Monster doesn't seem bothered.
+Censored jolts Monster with a powerful jab to the mouth.
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-Censored probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Monster quickly backs away.
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-Censored lashes out with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Censored attempts a volley of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
-Censored launches a right jab to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Monster hits with a series of wild punches to the jaw!
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-Censored probes with a series of punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Censored probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but misses.
-Censored tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Monster covers himself well.
-Censored charges with a right to the chin, but Monster ducks.
-Censored paws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Monster covers himself well.
+Censored pounds Monster with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Monster attacks with a pair of nice punches to the mouth. Censored sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" Monster strikes at will! Censored falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Rockness Monster wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Monster collapses limply onto his stool.
Censored can't remember which corner is his.
Rockness Monster wins by a technical knockout!
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