Public Fight Report
(Cruiserweight) "Balanced" Ben Zobrist defeated Cruiser Dork Boom I by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.Match Saturday, July 12, 2025In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 197 pounds (89 kilograms) is "Balanced" Ben Zobrist!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Boom I launches a series of left blows to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Boom I paws a pair of left blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Balanced hits with a series of furious punches to the stomach.
-Balanced lashes out with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Boom I blocks.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced throws a series of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I smacks Balanced with a volley of blows to the jaw. Balanced sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Balanced tosses a series of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Boom I punches Balanced with a off balance cross to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 13 of 31 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 24 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-9
Balanced doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Balanced hits Boom I with a series of strong punches to the ribs. Boom I laughs!
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+Boom I annoys Balanced with a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Balanced slams Boom I with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Balanced throws a sweeping right to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Boom I probes with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Balanced tries a pair of punches to the ribs, but Boom I steps aside and laughs.
-Balanced lunges with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 10 of 30 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 7 of 16 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 20-18
Balanced doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I attacks with a series of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I attempts a pair of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Balanced grazes Boom I with a pair of vicious punches to the nose. Boom I laughs!
+Balanced attacks with a series of heavy punches to the face. Boom I laughs!
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I hits Balanced with a cross to the chest. Balanced falls against the ropes!
+Boom I lands a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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-Balanced launches a pair of punches to the eye, but Boom I covers himself well.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 13 of 31 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 9 of 25 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 30-27
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Boom I is slowing down.
ROUND 4
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced throws a volley of mean blows to the mouth.
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-Boom I tries a pair of shots to the chest, but Balanced ducks just in time.
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+Boom I fires a flurry of blows to the chest.
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-Boom I lunges with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Balanced attempts a right roundhouse to the head, but Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced lashes out with a series of punches to the chest, but Boom I stays away from it.
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-Boom I tries to land a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Balanced blocks.
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+Balanced lands a volley of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 13 of 30 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 7 of 24 punches.
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 39-37
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Boom I collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 5
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Boom I attempts a flurry of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Balanced attempts a series of right shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I hits with a series of hard shots to the chest.
-Boom I lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced drills Boom I with a pair of mean punches to the head!!
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I lashes out with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Boom I attacks with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Balanced steps aside and laughs.
+Balanced pounds Boom I with a series of vicious punches to the face. Boom I seems wobbly!
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced attacks with a series of punches to the head, but Boom I covers himself well.
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-Balanced fires a flurry of left punches to the face, but Boom I ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 14 of 41 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 7 of 26 punches.
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 48-47
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Boom I receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 6
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Balanced throws a series of right blows to the temple, but fails to score.
-Boom I paws a pair of left shots to the stomach, but misses.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced attacks with a commanding straight right to the stomach! Boom I seems wobbly!
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced catches Boom I with a volley of nice punches to the face.
-Boom I tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Boom I tries to land a series of blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Balanced stays away from it.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced charges with a left jab to the stomach, but misses.
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-Balanced probes with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 15 of 43 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 4 of 24 punches.
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 7
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Boom I attempts a series of right shots to the ribs, but Balanced ties him up.
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-Balanced probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Balanced launches a pair of punches to the chest, but Boom I ducks.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced fires a pair of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Balanced attacks with a volley of left punches to the eye, but to no avail.
-Boom I fires a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Balanced tries a pair of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
-Boom I lunges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced smashes Boom I with a pair of solid punches to the stomach!
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+Balanced strikes with a series of hard punches to the stomach.
+Balanced catches Boom I with a series of commanding punches to the chest.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Balanced suprises Boom I with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw.
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-Boom I launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 15 of 38 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 3 of 23 punches.
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist won the round 10-9
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist is winning the fight 67-66
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 8
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Balanced whacks Boom I with a flurry of punches to the head. Boom I laughs!
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced hits Boom I with a pair of vicious punches to the chin!! Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Balanced fires a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Boom I deftly avoits it.
-Boom I lashes out with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Balanced quickly backs away.
+Balanced tattoos Boom I with a nice cross to the chest. Boom I grimaces in pain.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I attacks with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Balanced paws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Boom I quickly backs away.
+Balanced slams Boom I with a uppercut to the head.
Balanced lands a well placed smash to the jaw and Boom I hurtles to the canvas!!
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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Balanced connects with a pair of punches to the ribs. Balanced strikes at will! Boom I begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 5: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 6: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 7: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 6: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 7: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 5: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 6: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 7: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist wins by a technical knockout!
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