Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Rosion defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Wednesday, May 28, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is Rosion!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Rosion covers up.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Rosion fires a flurry of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 5 pummels Rosion with a pair of combinations to the face.
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+Dorkness 5 fires Rosion with an illegal rabbit punch! Boo! Boo!
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a series of right punches to the face, but Rosion quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 5 launches a volley of blows to the jaw, but Rosion backs out of it.
+Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a series of right punches to the temple, but Rosion stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rosion landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 14 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-9
Rosion doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 5 is slowing down.
ROUND 2
Rosion covers up.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a left left to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 5 scores with a commanding sweeping right to the stomach!! Rosion is hurt!
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-Dorkness 5 launches a volley of punches to the chest, but Rosion narrowly avoids it
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+Rosion takes charge with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rosion landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 6 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-18
Rosion doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 5 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 3
Rosion covers up.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Rosion hits with a flurry of quick combinations to the mouth. Dorkness 5 laughs! Rosion smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Dorkness 5 falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Rosion wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Rosion doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Rosion wins by a technical knockout!
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