Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Pablo "Siri" Solis defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Wednesday, May 28, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Pablo "Siri" Solis!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 4 tosses a volley of blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 catches Siri with a volley of powerful shots to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 5 of 7 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9
Siri remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 launches a right uppercut to the ribs, but Siri backs out of it.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 solidly lands a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Siri escapes.
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+Dorkness 4 grazes Siri with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 11 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18
Siri is slowing down.
Dorkness 4 looks exhausted.
ROUND 3
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a flurry of left shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 4 annoys Siri with a barrage of mean blows to the chest.
-Dorkness 4 launches a uppercut to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 4 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 8 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27
Siri looks exhausted.
Dorkness 4 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 4
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Siri belts Dorkness 4 with a strong cross to the eye. Dorkness 4 seems wobbly! Siri is hammering relentlessly! Dorkness 4's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Pablo "Siri" Solis wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Siri collapses limply onto his stool.
Dorkness 4 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Pablo "Siri" Solis wins by a technical knockout!
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