Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Coal Cracker Eddy by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, May 19, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Eddy!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Coal is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a left hook to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Coal jars Dorkness 2 with a barrage of mean punches to the chest. Dorkness 2 laughs!
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+Coal nails Dorkness 2 with a series of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 2 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 2 jolts Coal with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 2 lands a lightning left blow to the head and Coal's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Coal struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 2 lands a series of shots to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 2 lands a mighty right uppercut and Coal bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Coal looks exhausted.
Dorkness 2 is slowing down.
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a knockout!
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