Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Friday, May 16, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Slammer covers up.
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Never tags Slammer with a barrage of wild blows to the ribs.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Never catches Slammer with a volley of shots to the stomach.
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-Never throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but Slammer ties him up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Never tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but Slammer narrowly avoids it
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 2 of 7 punches, and The Greatest Never landed 15 of 23 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Slammer covers up.
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never hits with a series of shots to the ribs. Slammer backpedals to his own corner.
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-Never lunges with a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Slammer blocks.
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+Never stuns Slammer with a series of stinging punches to the stomach.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Never charges with a series of punches to the chest, but Slammer covers himself well.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slammer paws a left to the temple, but Never deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and The Greatest Never landed 9 of 23 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
Never is slowing down.
ROUND 3
Slammer covers up.
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never tries a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Slammer ties him up.
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-Never tries a series of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Never probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Never grazes Slammer with a flurry of off balance blows to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 3 of 9 punches, and The Greatest Never landed 7 of 22 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
Never receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 4
Slammer covers up.
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slammer fires a pair of mean blows to the nose. Slammer attacks like a wild man! Never begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
Never can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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