Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated ZiggyStraw by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, May 12, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is ZiggyStraw!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Ziggystraw is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Ziggystraw throws a jab to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Ziggystraw launches a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
-Ziggystraw fires a volley of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 1 hurts Ziggystraw with a series of wild combinations to the jaw.
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-Ziggystraw probes with a series of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 1 jolts Ziggystraw with a series of punches to the jaw. Ziggystraw quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of heavy combinations to the temple. Ziggystraw sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Ziggystraw throws a sweeping right to the face, but Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
-Dorkness 1 launches a pair of right punches to the face, but Ziggystraw blocks.
+Dorkness 1 hurts Ziggystraw with a furious left to the head.
-Ziggystraw paws a series of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time.
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-Ziggystraw tries to land a series of punches to the nose, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
+Dorkness 1 whacks Ziggystraw with a pair of loud punches to the nose.
Dorkness 1 lands a slow motion right hook and Ziggystraw is flattened!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
Ziggystraw is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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