Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Wild Herd by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, May 7, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Wild Herd!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Wild covers up.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 5 stuns Wild with an illegal kidney punch! Boo! Boo!
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a right jab to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 5 strikes with a barrage of stinging combinations to the nose.
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-Wild launches a barrage of blows to the head, but Dorkness 5 quickly backs away.
+Dorkness 5 pummels Wild with a series of combinations to the face. Wild hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 5 backs up Wild with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 5 solidly lands a vicious left to the nose! Wild sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 5 jolts Wild with a pair of mean punches to the face.
Dorkness 5 lands a devestating left blow to the temple and Wild staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Wild struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a combination to the eye, but misses completely.
-Dorkness 5 attempts a series of combinations to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Dorkness 5 thumps Wild with a straight right to the face.
Dorkness 5 lands a cruel uppercut and Wild falls to the canvas!!
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Wild struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 hits Wild with a barrage of solid combinations to the chin.
Dorkness 5 lands a well placed hook and Wild hurtles to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Wild doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 5 is slowing down.
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!
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