Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Pablo "Siri" Solis defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Wednesday, April 30, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Pablo "Siri" Solis!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 4 tags Siri with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 4 throws a right to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Siri takes charge with a painful roundhouse to the chest!!
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 5 of 9 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 12 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9
Siri remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 suprises Siri with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs. Siri backpedals to his own corner.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a left right to the stomach, but Siri steps aside.
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+Dorkness 4 hits Siri with a barrage of vicious blows to the solar plexus. Siri doesn't seem bothered.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 11 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18
Siri is obviously tired.
Dorkness 4 looks exhausted.
ROUND 3
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Siri takes it in the forearms.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Siri takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a barrage of quick blows to the ribs! Siri sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 4 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 7 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27
Siri is slowing down.
Dorkness 4 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 4
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 tries to land a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Siri steps aside and laughs.
+Siri wakes up the fans with a pair of vicious blows to the stomach. Siri smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Dorkness 4 begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Pablo "Siri" Solis wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Siri is slowing down.
Dorkness 4 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Pablo "Siri" Solis wins by a technical knockout!
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