Public Fight Report

(Strawweight) FineOleBangz IV �Happy To Be Here� defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, April 28, 2025

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is FineOleBangz IV �Happy To Be Here�!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Here� is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Here� throws a flurry of loud shots to the nose.
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+Here� rocks Dorkness 1 with a left to the eye.
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-Here� fires a barrage of punches to the chin, but falls short.
+Here� grazes Dorkness 1 with a light jab to the jaw.
Here� lands a beautiful smash to the jaw and Dorkness 1 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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He's Out!
FineOleBangz IV �Happy To Be Here� wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Here� remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.

Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.

FineOleBangz IV �Happy To Be Here� wins by a knockout!