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(Heavyweight) Why tf did I make this Bangz defeated Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.

Match Saturday, April 26, 2025

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 360 pounds (163 kilograms) is Why tf did I make this Bangz!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 248 pounds (112 kilograms) is Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Bangz is using the ring. (using the ring)
Shimmy Shake comes out fighting.

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+Bangz smashes Shimmy Shake with a barrage of nasty blows to the solar plexus.
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+Bangz attacks with a jab to the solar plexus.
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-Shimmy Shake launches a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Shimmy Shake throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Shimmy Shake tries a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bangz blocks.
+Bangz tosses a series of light punches to the ribs.
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+Bangz hits with a hard jab to the ribs.
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+Bangz annoys Shimmy Shake with a jab to the ribs.
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+Shimmy Shake suprises Bangz with a quick cross to the ribs. Bangz laughs!
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+Bangz hits with a pair of punches to the stomach.
-Shimmy Shake lashes out with a series of right shots to the ribs, but Bangz backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Why tf did I make this Bangz landed 40 of 44 punches, and Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto landed 6 of 25 punches.

Why tf did I make this Bangz won the round 10-9

Why tf did I make this Bangz is winning the fight 10-9


Bangz doesn't even want to rest!

Shimmy Shake doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Bangz is using the ring. (using the ring)
Shimmy Shake comes out fighting.

+Bangz annoys Shimmy Shake with a volley of hard punches to the stomach. Shimmy Shake covers up.
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+Bangz throws a flurry of vicious punches to the chest.
-Shimmy Shake charges with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Bangz escapes.
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+Bangz attacks with a loud roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Bangz hammers Shimmy Shake with a cross to the stomach! Shimmy Shake beats a hasty retreat.
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-Shimmy Shake tries to land a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Bangz stays away from it.
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+Shimmy Shake connects with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus. Bangz beats a hasty retreat.
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-Shimmy Shake lunges with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Bangz tosses a vicious jab to the solar plexus.
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+Bangz lands a barrage of punches to the ribs!!
+Bangz tattoos Shimmy Shake with a series of solid punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Why tf did I make this Bangz landed 40 of 40 punches, and Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto landed 6 of 25 punches.

Why tf did I make this Bangz won the round 10-9

Why tf did I make this Bangz is winning the fight 20-18


Bangz remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Shimmy Shake remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Bangz is using the ring. (using the ring)
Shimmy Shake comes out fighting.

+Bangz pokes Shimmy Shake with a painful roundhouse to the stomach.
+Bangz tattoos Shimmy Shake with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Shimmy Shake doesn't notice.
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+Bangz drills Shimmy Shake with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Shimmy Shake attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Bangz throws a volley of strong punches to the chest.
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-Shimmy Shake lunges with a barrage of blows to the chest, but Bangz backs out of it.
+Bangz lands a flurry of commanding shots to the stomach.
+Bangz throws a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach.
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-Shimmy Shake paws a left jab to the chest, but Bangz stays away from it.
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+Bangz wallops Shimmy Shake with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Shimmy Shake wallops Bangz with a pair of loud shots to the ribs.
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+Bangz grazes Shimmy Shake with a wild straight right to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Why tf did I make this Bangz landed 39 of 40 punches, and Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto landed 6 of 24 punches.

Why tf did I make this Bangz won the round 10-9

Why tf did I make this Bangz is winning the fight 30-27


Bangz grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Shimmy Shake grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Bangz is using the ring. (using the ring)
Shimmy Shake comes out fighting.

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+Bangz wallops Shimmy Shake with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Bangz drills Shimmy Shake with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Bangz punches Shimmy Shake with a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Bangz tags Shimmy Shake with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bangz wallops Shimmy Shake with a barrage of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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-Shimmy Shake lunges with a series of shots to the stomach, but Bangz deftly avoits it.
+Bangz hits with a series of painful blows to the solar plexus.
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-Shimmy Shake probes with a series of blows to the stomach, but Bangz deftly avoits it.
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+Shimmy Shake wallops Bangz with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Bangz stuns Shimmy Shake with a sweeping right to the stomach.
-Shimmy Shake launches a pair of punches to the stomach, but Bangz covers himself well.
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+Bangz hits Shimmy Shake with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Why tf did I make this Bangz landed 37 of 44 punches, and Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto landed 6 of 24 punches.

Why tf did I make this Bangz won the round 10-9

Why tf did I make this Bangz is winning the fight 40-36


Bangz is obviously tired.

Shimmy Shake grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Bangz is using the ring. (using the ring)
Shimmy Shake comes out fighting.

-Shimmy Shake launches a series of left blows to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Bangz thumps Shimmy Shake with a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Shimmy Shake is hurt!
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+Bangz wallops Shimmy Shake with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Bangz hammers Shimmy Shake with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach. Shimmy Shake beats a hasty retreat.
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-Shimmy Shake lunges with a pair of left blows to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bangz suprises Shimmy Shake with a flurry of powerful punches to the ribs! Shimmy Shake doesn't seem bothered.
-Shimmy Shake launches a volley of right punches to the eye, but Bangz beats a hasty retreat.
+Bangz annoys Shimmy Shake with a jab to the solar plexus. Shimmy Shake ignores it.
+Bangz hurts Shimmy Shake with a nasty jab to the solar plexus.
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-Shimmy Shake fires a jab to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Bangz wallops Shimmy Shake with a volley of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Bangz grazes Shimmy Shake with a pair of punches to the stomach. Shimmy Shake sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Why tf did I make this Bangz landed 38 of 40 punches, and Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto landed 5 of 24 punches.

Why tf did I make this Bangz won the round 10-9

Why tf did I make this Bangz is winning the fight 50-45


Bangz is obviously tired.

Shimmy Shake is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Bangz is using the ring. (using the ring)
Shimmy Shake comes out fighting.

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+Bangz suprises Shimmy Shake with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Bangz thumps Shimmy Shake with a left to the chest.
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-Shimmy Shake attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but Bangz narrowly avoids it
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+Bangz clocks Shimmy Shake with a pair of punches to the chest. Shimmy Shake sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bangz hits Shimmy Shake with a series of hard punches to the chest!!
-Shimmy Shake launches a right to the mouth, but misses.
-Shimmy Shake charges with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
+Bangz attacks with a cross to the chest. Shimmy Shake hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bangz wakes up the fans with a series of stiff punches to the stomach!!
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+Bangz throws a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Shimmy Shake throws a series of wild punches to the head!
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+Bangz strikes with a hard jab to the ribs. Shimmy Shake doesn't notice.
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+Bangz connects with a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Why tf did I make this Bangz landed 36 of 38 punches, and Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto landed 5 of 23 punches.

Why tf did I make this Bangz won the round 10-9

Why tf did I make this Bangz is winning the fight 60-54


Bangz is obviously tired.

Shimmy Shake is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Bangz is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Shimmy Shake comes out fighting.

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-Shimmy Shake tries to land a volley of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Shimmy Shake lunges with a right to the mouth, but Bangz steps aside.
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-Shimmy Shake attempts a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Shimmy Shake probes with a volley of blows to the face, but fails to score.
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+Bangz throws a pair of glancing punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Why tf did I make this Bangz landed 8 of 8 punches, and Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto landed 4 of 24 punches.

Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto won the round 10-9

Why tf did I make this Bangz is winning the fight 69-64


Bangz is obviously tired.

Shimmy Shake is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Bangz is using the ring. (using the ring)
Shimmy Shake comes out fighting.

+Bangz fires a flurry of solid punches to the ribs!!
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+Bangz connects with a pair of furious punches to the chest. Shimmy Shake is hurt!
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+Bangz jars Shimmy Shake with a series of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Bangz drills Shimmy Shake with a volley of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Bangz thumps Shimmy Shake with a barrage of stiff punches to the jaw.
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+Shimmy Shake lands a flurry of blows to the temple.
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+Bangz shakes Shimmy Shake with a series of punches to the eye! Shimmy Shake retreats to the far corner.
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+Bangz lands a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Bangz solidly lands a volley of punches to the chest.
+Bangz pounds Shimmy Shake with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Bangz whacks Shimmy Shake with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Bangz scores with a loud jab to the chin.
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-Shimmy Shake probes with a series of shots to the head, but fails to score.
+Bangz punches Shimmy Shake with a mean sweeping right to the nose.
+Bangz thumps Shimmy Shake with a pair of wild punches to the face. Shimmy Shake seems wobbly!
-Shimmy Shake attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Bangz stays away from it.
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+Bangz annoys Shimmy Shake with a barrage of strong punches to the chest.
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-Shimmy Shake throws a barrage of left blows to the chin, but Bangz deftly avoits it.
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+Bangz shakes Shimmy Shake with a powerful jab to the eye. Shimmy Shake hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Why tf did I make this Bangz landed 54 of 54 punches, and Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto landed 6 of 26 punches.

Why tf did I make this Bangz won the round 10-9

Why tf did I make this Bangz is winning the fight 79-73


Bangz is slowing down.

Shimmy Shake is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Bangz is using the ring. (using the ring)
Shimmy Shake comes out fighting.

-Shimmy Shake tries to land a flurry of blows to the eye, but Bangz blocks.
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+Bangz lands a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Bangz hits with a volley of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bangz hits Shimmy Shake with a series of powerful punches to the nose.
+Bangz hits with a cross to the ribs.
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+Bangz punches Shimmy Shake with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Bangz tattoos Shimmy Shake with a pair of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Bangz tosses a barrage of wild punches to the face.
-Shimmy Shake attempts a left sweeping right to the eye, but to no avail.
+Bangz wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Bangz hits Shimmy Shake with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
+Bangz wallops Shimmy Shake with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Bangz lands a series of strong punches to the chest. Shimmy Shake grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Why tf did I make this Bangz landed 52 of 52 punches, and Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto landed 7 of 25 punches.

Why tf did I make this Bangz won the round 10-9

Why tf did I make this Bangz is winning the fight 89-82


Bangz is slowing down.

Shimmy Shake is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Bangz is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Shimmy Shake comes out fighting.

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+Bangz lands a painful straight right to the mouth.
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-Shimmy Shake tries a flurry of left shots to the temple, but falls short.
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-Shimmy Shake launches a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Bangz backs out of it.
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-Shimmy Shake paws a pair of blows to the mouth, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Why tf did I make this Bangz landed 8 of 9 punches, and Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto landed 4 of 25 punches.

Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto won the round 10-9

Why tf did I make this Bangz is winning the fight 98-92


Bangz is slowing down.

Shimmy Shake is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Bangz is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Shimmy Shake comes out fighting.

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-Shimmy Shake fires a volley of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Shimmy Shake lashes out with a pair of right blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Bangz tags Shimmy Shake with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Bangz pops Shimmy Shake with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest!
-Shimmy Shake probes with a straight right to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Shimmy Shake attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Why tf did I make this Bangz landed 7 of 8 punches, and Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto landed 4 of 25 punches.

Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto won the round 10-9

Why tf did I make this Bangz is winning the fight 107-102


Bangz is obviously tired.

Shimmy Shake grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Bangz is using the ring. (using the ring)
Shimmy Shake comes out fighting.

+Bangz annoys Shimmy Shake with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Shimmy Shake hits with a series of heavy blows to the eye.
-Shimmy Shake charges with a series of punches to the head, but Bangz beats a hasty retreat.
-Shimmy Shake throws a right to the face, but Bangz steps aside.
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+Bangz punches Shimmy Shake with a pair of strong punches to the chin.
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-Shimmy Shake fires a pair of left punches to the chin, but Bangz escapes.
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+Bangz hits Shimmy Shake with a volley of punches to the head. Shimmy Shake doesn't notice.
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+Bangz connects with a series of furious punches to the chin.
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+Bangz hits with a pair of commanding punches to the eye!
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+Bangz throws a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Bangz belts Shimmy Shake with a barrage of punches to the chin. Shimmy Shake covers up.
+Shimmy Shake lands a barrage of off balance punches to the head.
+Bangz jolts Shimmy Shake with a series of powerful punches to the nose!
-Bangz throws a right left to the jaw, but Shimmy Shake narrowly avoids it
+Shimmy Shake tags Bangz with a flurry of powerful shots to the eye. Bangz shakes his head to clear it.
Shimmy Shake lands a resounding left blow to the head and Bangz goes over backwards!!

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Bangz struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Shimmy Shake throws a series of wild blows to the eye.
Shimmy Shake lands a tremendous blow to the temple and Bangz's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Bangz struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bangz pounds Shimmy Shake with a loud hook to the head. Shimmy Shake beats a hasty retreat.
-Shimmy Shake fires a right straight right to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Bangz lashes out with a series of punches to the temple.
+Bangz nails Shimmy Shake with a nice jab to the temple. Shimmy Shake backpedals to his own corner.
+Bangz annoys Shimmy Shake with a off balance sweeping right to the jaw. Shimmy Shake asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Bangz lands a decisive left hook and Shimmy Shake falls senseless!!

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Shimmy Shake struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Why tf did I make this Bangz landed 43 of 60 punches, and Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto landed 8 of 24 punches.

Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto won the round 10-9

Why tf did I make this Bangz is winning the fight 116-112


Bangz looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye.

Shimmy Shake is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 2: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 3: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 4: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 5: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 6: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 7: Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto 10-9
Round 8: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 9: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 10: Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto 10-9
Round 11: Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto 10-9
Round 12: Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto 10-9

Total Score: Why tf did I make this Bangz 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 2: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 3: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 4: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 5: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 6: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 7: Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto 10-9
Round 8: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 9: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 10: Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto 10-9
Round 11: Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto 10-9
Round 12: Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto 10-9

Total Score: Why tf did I make this Bangz 116-112


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 2: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 3: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 4: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 5: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 6: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 7: Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto 10-9
Round 8: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 9: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 10: Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto 10-9
Round 11: Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto 10-9
Round 12: Jonny "Shimmy Shake" Cueto 10-9

Total Score: Why tf did I make this Bangz 116-112

Why tf did I make this Bangz wins by decision!