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Public Fight Report Match Tuesday, April 22, 2025 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 113 pounds (51 kilograms) is Kino Der Toten!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Toten tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) ... +Toten throws a volley of light shots to the chin. Dorkness 3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" Toten lands a terrific uppercut and Dorkness 3 goes over backwards!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. Toten tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them. ... Toten tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Dorkness 3 pummels Toten with a hook to the chest. ... ... ... +Dorkness 3 hammers Toten with a flurry of nice punches to the chest. +Dorkness 3 wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. +Dorkness 3 staggers Toten with a barrage of nice punches to the chest!! +Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of hard blows to the chest. Toten hangs on until the referee breaks them up. Dorkness 3 lands a resounding blow to the head and Toten's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Toten struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... -Dorkness 3 tries a jab to the stomach, but Toten narrowly avoids it ... ... +Dorkness 3 smacks Toten with a series of heavy punches to the chest. +Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of stinging shots to the ribs. Dorkness 3 lands a slow motion right haymaker and Toten bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Toten can't remember which corner is his. Dorkness 3 can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip. Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a knockout!