Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) "Slammin" Sampson Goos defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Monday, April 21, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is "Slammin" Sampson Goos!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Slammin is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Slammin jolts Dorkness 1 with a strong straight right to the ribs.
Slammin lands a cruel cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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SIX
Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Slammin tags Dorkness 1 with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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-Slammin throws a series of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
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+Dorkness 1 belts Slammin with a series of punches to the temple!
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+Dorkness 1 lashes out with Slammin with an illegal rabbit punch! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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+Slammin belts Dorkness 1 with a left to the solar plexus.
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+Slammin takes charge with a barrage of strong combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 rocks Slammin with a barrage of off balance combinations to the face.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a flurry of left shots to the eye, but misses.
+Slammin fires a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slammin throws a flurry of stiff punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Slammin lands a cruel smash to the jaw and Dorkness 1 is knocked off his feet!!
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FIVE
Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a volley of combinations to the eye.
+Dorkness 1 catches Slammin with a pair of mean punches to the temple!!
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-Dorkness 1 throws a left to the chin, but Slammin deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Slammin with a series of punches to the face. Slammin backpedals to his own corner.
+Slammin nails Dorkness 1 with a barrage of quick punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Slammin" Sampson Goos landed 22 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 16 of 31 punches.
"Slammin" Sampson Goos won the round 10-7
"Slammin" Sampson Goos is winning the fight 10-7
Slammin doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 1 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 2
Slammin is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 1 tries to land a flurry of right combinations to the stomach, but Slammin beats a hasty retreat.
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+Slammin lands a pair of loud combinations to the solar plexus!
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+Slammin lashes out with a off balance jab to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Slammin pokes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus.
Slammin lands a sudden left hook and Dorkness 1 falls senseless!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Slammin belts Dorkness 1 with a jab to the stomach. Slammin is hammering relentlessly! Dorkness 1 starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
"Slammin" Sampson Goos wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Slammin doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: "Slammin" Sampson Goos 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: "Slammin" Sampson Goos 10-7
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: "Slammin" Sampson Goos 10-7
"Slammin" Sampson Goos wins by a technical knockout!
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