Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Total Mad Ownage defeated Clark Wiggles by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Saturday, April 19, 2025In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 333 pounds (151 kilograms) is Total Mad Ownage!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 131 pounds (59 kilograms) is Clark Wiggles!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wiggles is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Ownage lashes out with a series of right punches to the chest, but Wiggles backs out of it.
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+Wiggles jars Ownage with a series of punches to the mouth!
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+Wiggles slams Ownage with a roundhouse to the eye. Ownage sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Ownage fires a left jab to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Ownage lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Ownage probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Wiggles beats a hasty retreat.
+Wiggles lands a pair of stinging punches to the temple.
-Ownage throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Wiggles blocks.
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-Ownage probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Wiggles backs out of it.
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-Ownage probes with a straight right to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Wiggles shakes Ownage with a flurry of punches to the chin!
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+Wiggles hits Ownage with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Wiggles thumps Ownage with a series of hard shots to the nose.
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+Wiggles hits with a light cross to the ribs.
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+Wiggles drills Ownage with a volley of painful punches to the temple.
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+Wiggles tags Ownage with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye.
-Ownage throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Wiggles ties him up.
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+Wiggles lands a volley of blows to the eye. Ownage backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Total Mad Ownage landed 0 of 38 punches, and Clark Wiggles landed 61 of 61 punches.
Clark Wiggles won the round 10-9
Clark Wiggles is winning the fight 10-9
Ownage looks exhausted.
Wiggles receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 2
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wiggles is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Wiggles launches a left to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-Wiggles tries a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Wiggles throws a volley of commanding punches to the ribs!! Ownage sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Ownage throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Wiggles narrowly avoids it
-Wiggles launches a barrage of shots to the eye, but Ownage covers himself well.
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-Ownage throws a right to the chest, but misses.
+Ownage annoys Wiggles with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Wiggles throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but Ownage steps aside.
-Ownage launches a series of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Ownage fires a volley of punches to the head, but Wiggles stays away from it.
-Ownage lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Wiggles tattoos Ownage with a commanding jab to the eye!!
-Ownage fires a pair of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Ownage lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Wiggles deftly avoits it.
-Ownage lunges with a volley of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Ownage throws a series of left punches to the eye, but misses.
-Wiggles lunges with a straight right to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Ownage hammers Wiggles with a pair of commanding punches to the chin. Wiggles ignores it. Ownage smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Wiggles can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Total Mad Ownage wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Ownage can't remember which corner is his.
Wiggles can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Clark Wiggles 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Clark Wiggles 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Clark Wiggles 10-9
Total Mad Ownage wins by a technical knockout!
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