Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Pablo "Siri" Solis defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Wednesday, April 16, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Pablo "Siri" Solis!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a volley of light blows to the chest. Siri seems wobbly!
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 nails Siri with a pair of strong blows to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 12 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9
Siri remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 4 solidly lands a off balance roundhouse to the ribs.
Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 clocks Siri with a flurry of commanding shots to the ribs!!
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-Dorkness 4 throws a series of left blows to the chest, but Siri steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 paws a barrage of shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 9 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18
Siri is obviously tired.
Dorkness 4 looks exhausted.
ROUND 3
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a volley of left shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 4 wakes up the fans with a flurry of glancing blows to the ribs!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 4 of 9 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 6 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27
Siri is slowing down.
Dorkness 4 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 4
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a series of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Siri ducks just in time.
+Siri lashes out with a series of nasty punches to the nose. Dorkness 4 quickly recovers. Siri attacks like a wild man! Dorkness 4 starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Pablo "Siri" Solis wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Siri is slowing down.
Dorkness 4 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Pablo "Siri" Solis wins by a technical knockout!
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