Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Rockness Monster defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.Match Saturday, April 5, 2025In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Rockness Monster!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+Censored hammers Monster with a series of commanding punches to the mouth. Monster backpedals to his own corner.
-Censored launches a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Monster tosses a light jab to the solar plexus.
+Monster hits with a volley of commanding punches to the chest.
+Monster tags Censored with a nice right to the nose. Censored covers up.
+Censored attacks with a barrage of wild punches to the head! Monster retreats to the far corner.
+Monster slams Censored with a volley of punches to the nose.
-Censored launches a barrage of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Censored hits with a off balance jab to the mouth. Monster sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+Censored hurts Monster with a jab to the chin.
+Monster annoys Censored with a furious jab to the nose.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Monster wakes up the fans with a volley of quick punches to the chin. Censored sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Censored probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Censored throws a series of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Monster attacks with a volley of vicious punches to the eye. Censored sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Censored tries a left jab to the nose, but Monster blocks.
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+Monster hits with a volley of mean punches to the chin. Censored grimaces in pain. Monster is hammering relentlessly! Censored falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Rockness Monster wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Monster collapses limply onto his stool.
Censored can't remember which corner is his.
Rockness Monster wins by a technical knockout!
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