Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Friday, April 4, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Never hurts Slammer with a barrage of stiff shots to the ribs.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never hits Slammer with a series of painful blows to the solar plexus.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never lashes out with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Never smashes Slammer with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 14 of 23 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 7 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9
Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never attacks with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Slammer deftly avoits it.
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+Never rocks Slammer with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!!
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Never pokes Slammer with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 10 of 26 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18
Never is slowing down.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never attempts a series of blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Never thumps Slammer with a volley of commanding blows to the chest.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never charges with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Slammer leaps aside.
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-Never tries a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Slammer hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 8 of 25 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27
Never receives medical attention from his trainer.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Never charges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but Slammer blocks.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never throws a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Never hits Slammer with a pair of blows to the stomach! Slammer shakes his head to clear it.
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+Slammer hits Never with a barrage of solid shots to the face. Slammer is jabbing and laughing! Never can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Never can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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