Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Pablo "Siri" Solis defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Wednesday, April 2, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Pablo "Siri" Solis!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 4 fires a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Siri steps aside.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Siri lands a hook to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a hook to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 solidly lands a volley of light shots to the ribs. Siri backpedals to his own corner.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 probes with a left uppercut to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 4 tags Siri with a left to the solar plexus. Siri falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9
Siri remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 tosses a quick cross to the stomach!
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a left left to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a pair of nasty shots to the ribs.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a series of blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 4 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 9 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18
Siri is obviously tired.
Dorkness 4 looks exhausted.
ROUND 3
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of blows to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a series of right shots to the ribs, but Siri steps aside.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Siri takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Siri takes it in the forearms.
Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 4 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 7 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27
Siri is slowing down.
Dorkness 4 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 4
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Siri hammers Dorkness 4 with a pair of commanding blows to the mouth. Dorkness 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?" Siri strikes at will! Dorkness 4 can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Pablo "Siri" Solis wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Siri is slowing down.
Dorkness 4 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Pablo "Siri" Solis wins by a technical knockout!
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