Public Fight Report
(Toughman) The Big Machine defeated You eat it by knockout (KO) in round 3.Match Saturday, March 29, 2025In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is The Big Machine!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 257 pounds (117 kilograms) is You eat it!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Machine comes out fighting.
You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+You Eat It wallops Machine with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
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Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+You Eat It wakes up the fans with a pair of blows to the eye.
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+Machine connects with a flurry of heavy shots to the ribs.
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-You Eat It lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the eye, but Machine blocks.
+Machine stuns You Eat It with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+You Eat It solidly lands a barrage of shots to the mouth!
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-You Eat It lashes out with a barrage of shots to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-You Eat It tries to land a pair of right blows to the temple, but only hits air.
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Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It probes with a right cross to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-You Eat It probes with a volley of right shots to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Machine lands a pair of quick shots to the head.
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-You Eat It paws a flurry of shots to the head, but Machine narrowly avoids it
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+You Eat It annoys Machine with a volley of blows to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Big Machine landed 16 of 16 punches, and You eat it landed 20 of 59 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Machine doesn't want to stop fighting!
You Eat It remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Machine comes out fighting.
You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+You Eat It belts Machine with a barrage of blows to the temple.
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Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Machine hits with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach!!
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-You Eat It lunges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but misses.
Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+You Eat It catches Machine with a off balance straight right to the temple.
Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Machine jars You Eat It with a nasty hook to the eye.
Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It attempts a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Machine deftly avoits it.
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-You Eat It tries to land a straight right to the mouth, but Machine steps aside and laughs.
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-You Eat It lunges with a pair of right shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-You Eat It throws a volley of right punches to the chin, but misses completely.
+Machine annoys You Eat It with a barrage of stinging shots to the eye.
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-You Eat It probes with a series of left blows to the head, but falls short.
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-You Eat It attacks with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Machine deftly avoits it.
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-You Eat It tries to land a series of left blows to the face, but Machine quickly backs away.
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+Machine lands a pair of painful punches to the jaw!
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-You Eat It throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Machine takes it in the forearms.
-You Eat It probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Big Machine landed 16 of 18 punches, and You eat it landed 19 of 58 punches.
The Big Machine won the round 10-9
The Big Machine is winning the fight 20-19
Machine doesn't even want to rest!
You Eat It grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Machine comes out fighting.
You Eat It is brawling. (inside)
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+You Eat It connects with a volley of stiff shots to the head.
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-You Eat It tries to land a barrage of left blows to the head, but Machine covers himself well.
+Machine grazes You Eat It with a volley of furious blows to the head.
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+Machine tosses a series of stiff shots to the chest.
Machine lands a blood spattering smash to the jaw and You Eat It lands flat on his back!!
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He's Out!
The Big Machine wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Machine grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
You Eat It can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the right eye. He has a broken nose.
The doctor won't let You eat it continue the fight! The Big Machine wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: You eat it 10-9
Round 2: The Big Machine 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: You eat it 10-9
Round 2: The Big Machine 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: The Big Machine 10-9
The Big Machine wins by a knockout!
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