Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated BAMF FeathaWizzle 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, March 26, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is BAMF FeathaWizzle 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Feathawizzle 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 5 pounds Feathawizzle 1 with a volley of wild punches to the eye. Feathawizzle 1 seems wobbly!
+Dorkness 5 smacks Feathawizzle 1 with a barrage of mean combinations to the face. Feathawizzle 1 backpedals to his own corner.
Dorkness 5 lands a quick left blow to the head and Feathawizzle 1 goes over backwards!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Feathawizzle 1 collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.
Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!
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