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Public Fight Report Match Monday, March 3, 2025 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!! The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Eater fights inside. (inside) +Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a flurry of commanding blows to the mouth. Dorkness 1 lands a well placed blow to the temple and Eater collapses!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Eater struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Dorkness 1 connects with a pair of punches to the mouth! Eater backpedals to his own corner. Dorkness 1 lands a beautiful cross to the jaw and Eater's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. Eater can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!