Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Maximus Aurelius3 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Saturday, February 22, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Maximus Aurelius3!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Aurelius3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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+Aurelius3 tattoos Slammer with an illegal kidney punch! The Ref mus be blind!
-Aurelius3 charges with a left jab to the mouth, but only hits air.
Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Aurelius3 tries a flurry of right punches to the face, but Slammer steps aside.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Aurelius3 strikes with a pair of solid punches to the nose. Slammer laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Maximus Aurelius3 landed 8 of 25 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.
Maximus Aurelius3 won the round 10-9
Maximus Aurelius3 is winning the fight 10-9
Aurelius3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Aurelius3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Aurelius3 attempts a series of left shots to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Aurelius3 charges with a left roundhouse to the face, but Slammer quickly backs away.
-Slammer launches a left left to the solar plexus, but Aurelius3 blocks.
-Aurelius3 attempts a pair of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
-Aurelius3 attempts a barrage of blows to the eye, but Slammer stays away from it.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Maximus Aurelius3 landed 5 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.
Maximus Aurelius3 won the round 10-9
Maximus Aurelius3 is winning the fight 20-18
Aurelius3 looks exhausted.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Aurelius3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Aurelius3 throws a left hook to the face, but goes wide.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Aurelius3 probes with a barrage of blows to the face, but Slammer ducks just in time.
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-Aurelius3 lashes out with a volley of shots to the nose, but Slammer deftly avoits it.
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-Aurelius3 lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Slammer deftly avoits it.
-Aurelius3 probes with a pair of left punches to the head, but Slammer steps aside and laughs.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Maximus Aurelius3 landed 4 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 4 of 8 punches.
Maximus Aurelius3 won the round 10-9
Maximus Aurelius3 is winning the fight 30-27
Aurelius3 receives medical attention from his trainer.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Aurelius3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slammer pummels Aurelius3 with a series of blows to the chin. Slammer smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Aurelius3 is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Aurelius3 can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 2: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 3: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 2: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 3: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 2: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 3: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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