Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) FUDB defeated Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, January 1, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is FUDB!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Fudb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian solidly lands a series of stiff shots to the mouth.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian pokes Fudb with a series of light punches to the chin.
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-Fudb throws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
-Fudb probes with a right to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Walk Like An Egyptian lands a series of punches to the eye. Fudb sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Walk Like An Egyptian tries to attack, but Fudb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian shakes Fudb with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Fudb attempts a flurry of shots to the head, but Walk Like An Egyptian backs out of it.
Walk Like An Egyptian tries to attack, but Fudb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian connects with a pair of furious blows to the jaw.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian hurts Fudb with a series of blows to the temple.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian lands a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
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Walk Like An Egyptian tries to attack, but Fudb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Fudb throws a volley of blows to the jaw, but Walk Like An Egyptian quickly backs away.
+Walk Like An Egyptian hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus!! Fudb sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Walk Like An Egyptian lands a blood spattering uppercut and Fudb falls senseless!!
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Fudb struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Fudb launches a flurry of left shots to the face, but Walk Like An Egyptian deftly avoits it.
+Walk Like An Egyptian stuns Fudb with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian attacks with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Fudb grazes Walk Like An Egyptian with a volley of quick blows to the mouth. Walk Like An Egyptian covers up.
Walk Like An Egyptian tries to attack, but Fudb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fudb strikes with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
Fudb lands a crashing haymaker and Walk Like An Egyptian staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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He's Out!
FUDB wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Fudb collapses limply onto his stool.
Walk Like An Egyptian receives medical attention from his trainer.
FUDB wins by a knockout!
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