Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Harold Johnson defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Thursday, December 19, 2024In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Harold Johnson!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Johnson backs out of it.
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-Tutu! attempts a jab to the chest, but falls short.
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+Tutu! hits with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Johnson doesn't notice.
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-Tutu! tries to land a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Tutu! probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 5 of 33 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9
Tutu! looks exhausted.
Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.
-Tutu! tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Tutu! tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but Johnson blocks.
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-Tutu! probes with a volley of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Tutu! paws a series of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 23 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 20-18
Tutu! can't remember which corner is his.
Johnson grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.
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-Tutu! tries to land a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Tutu! throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Johnson takes it in the forearms.
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-Tutu! throws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Johnson deftly avoits it.
+Johnson throws a flurry of stinging punches to the eye. Johnson strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Tutu! seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Harold Johnson wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Tutu! can't remember which corner is his.
Johnson is obviously tired.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Harold Johnson wins by a technical knockout!
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