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Public Fight Report Match Monday, December 16, 2024 In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Derrick "Tulip" Flowers!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!! The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez. ROUND 1 Tulip is using the ring. (using the ring) Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) +Dorkness 2 whacks Tulip with a barrage of nasty shots to the ribs! Dorkness 2 lands a decisive left smash to the jaw and Tulip falls senseless!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE Tulip struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Tulip tattoos Dorkness 2 with a pair of solid blows to the face! +Tulip throws a series of punches to the jaw. Tulip lands a quick blow to the temple and Dorkness 2's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... ... ... +Dorkness 2 throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus! +Dorkness 2 lands a pair of punches to the stomach. Tulip retreats to the far corner. Dorkness 2 lands a beautiful right smash to the jaw and Tulip staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Tulip can't remember which corner is his. Dorkness 2 receives medical attention from his trainer. Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a knockout!