Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Rockness Monster defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.Match Saturday, September 14, 2024In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Rockness Monster!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Censored attempts a roundhouse to the face, but Monster covers himself well.
+Censored staggers Monster with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
-Censored probes with a series of punches to the chin, but Monster beats a hasty retreat.
+Monster hammers Censored with a pair of glancing punches to the temple. Censored sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Monster connects with a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
-Censored throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but Monster steps aside and laughs.
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-Censored lashes out with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Monster ducks just in time.
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-Censored tries to land a pair of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Censored paws a left straight right to the chest, but goes wide.
+Censored lands a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Monster staggers Censored with a series of wild blows to the nose.
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+Monster staggers Censored with a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Monster tosses a commanding jab to the jaw.
+Monster smashes Censored with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs! Censored falls against the ropes!
+Monster throws a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Monster punches Censored with a volley of powerful punches to the eye. Censored sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Monster drills Censored with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Monster sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Censored falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Rockness Monster wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Monster collapses limply onto his stool.
Censored can't remember which corner is his.
Rockness Monster wins by a technical knockout!
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