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Public Fight Report Match Monday, March 11, 2024 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is *(**!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!! The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley. ROUND 1 *(** clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) *(** tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... +Dorkness 2 fires a barrage of heavy blows to the chest. Dorkness 2 lands a devestating punch in the nose and *(** is knocked out of the ring!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN *(** struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +*(** wakes up the fans with a flurry of blows to the face. ... +*(** attacks with a powerful cross to the eye. *(** lands a well placed right blow to the temple and Dorkness 2 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! *(** wins by a Knock Out!! BELL *(** can't remember which corner is his. Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his. *(** wins by a knockout!