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Public Fight Report Match Wednesday, March 6, 2024 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!! In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is Mike "Machine Gun" Watkins!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Machine Gun fights inside. (inside) ... ... +Dorkness 5 scores with a flurry of painful combinations to the temple. Dorkness 5 lands a slow motion blow to the temple and Machine Gun drops like a stone!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Machine Gun struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Dorkness 5 connects with a flurry of punches to the chin. +Dorkness 5 solidly lands a pair of heavy combinations to the nose. Machine Gun beats a hasty retreat. ... +Dorkness 5 smashes Machine Gun with a heavy sweeping right to the nose. +Dorkness 5 tosses a flurry of combinations to the jaw! Machine Gun sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" Dorkness 5 lands a resounding uppercut and Machine Gun collapses!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his. Machine Gun can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!