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(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Killpop by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, February 12, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Killpop!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Killpop fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)

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+Dorkness 1 jars Killpop with a series of combinations to the face.
Dorkness 1 lands a ferocious uppercut and Killpop falls to the canvas!!

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Killpop struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 scores with a barrage of off balance combinations to the temple. Killpop beats a hasty retreat.
Dorkness 1 lands a slow motion right hook and Killpop is knocked out of the ring!!

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SEVEN
Killpop struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 lashes out with Killpop with an elbow! The audience is howling!
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+Dorkness 1 throws a pair of combinations to the face.
Dorkness 1 lands a crashing punch in the nose and Killpop is knocked off his feet!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 1 collapses limply onto his stool.

Killpop is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.





Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!