Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Rockness Monster defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.Match Saturday, February 10, 2024In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Rockness Monster!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Censored lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Monster deftly avoits it.
-Censored charges with a pair of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Monster lashes out with a flurry of loud punches to the head.
-Censored lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Censored probes with a flurry of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Monster slams Censored with a pair of nice punches to the mouth.
-Censored charges with a flurry of left punches to the face, but Monster narrowly avoids it
+Censored tags Monster with a series of furious punches to the temple. Monster doesn't notice.
+Monster suprises Censored with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Censored fires a series of left punches to the chest, but Monster hides behind his gloves.
+Monster belts Censored with a pair of furious punches to the nose.
+Censored hits with a series of punches to the face. Monster sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Censored lunges with a flurry of punches to the head, but Monster ties him up.
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-Censored attempts a barrage of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
+Censored connects with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+Censored lashes out with a jab to the chin.
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+Monster hits with a volley of loud punches to the nose. Censored asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Monster fires a pair of quick blows to the solar plexus.
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+Censored shakes Monster with a flurry of punches to the eye. Monster beats a hasty retreat.
+Monster lands a barrage of glancing blows to the chest.
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+Monster pummels Censored with a volley of powerful punches to the mouth. Censored gets mad!
-Censored probes with a jab to the eye, but Monster steps aside.
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+Monster hits with a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Monster attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Censored quickly backs away.
+Monster grazes Censored with a quick straight right to the temple.
+Monster fires a strong straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Censored charges with a barrage of right punches to the head, but falls short.
+Monster throws a stiff jab to the stomach. Censored grimaces in pain. Monster sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Censored is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Rockness Monster wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Monster collapses limply onto his stool.
Censored can't remember which corner is his.
Rockness Monster wins by a technical knockout!
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