logo

Currently Online:


Public Fight Report

(Flyweight) BB IX defeated Army of Dorkness 2 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, January 22, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is BB IX!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Bb Ix bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

...
...
+Bb Ix clocks Dorkness 2 with a left to the mouth. Dorkness 2 retreats to the far corner.
+Bb Ix grazes Dorkness 2 with a barrage of light combinations to the chin. Dorkness 2 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Bb Ix lands a bone crushing left punch in the nose and Dorkness 2 collapses!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
...
...
...
Bb Ix tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Bb Ix smacks Dorkness 2 with a series of combinations to the chin. Dorkness 2 doesn't seem bothered.
Bb Ix lands a cruel left smash to the jaw and Dorkness 2 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

TEN
He's Out!
BB IX wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Bb Ix can't remember which corner is his.

Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken jaw.

The doctor won't let Army of Dorkness 2 continue the fight! BB IX wins by TKO!!




BB IX wins by a knockout!