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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated BAMF Strawizzle 5 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, January 15, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Strawizzle 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Boom I tries to attack, but Strawizzle 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Strawizzle 5 lunges with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Boom I deftly avoits it.
Boom I tries to attack, but Strawizzle 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I rocks Strawizzle 5 with a right to the mouth.
Boom I lands a crashing hook and Strawizzle 5 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Strawizzle 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Strawizzle 5 solidly lands a pair of punches to the chest.
Strawizzle 5 lands a bone crushing blow to the head and Boom I's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I fires Strawizzle 5 with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Strawizzle 5 attempts a right left to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Strawizzle 5 probes with a volley of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Boom I lands a volley of strong combinations to the face.
Boom I lands a lightning left punch in the nose and Strawizzle 5 hurtles to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.

Strawizzle 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.





Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!