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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated BAMF FeathaWizzle 2 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, December 27, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is BAMF FeathaWizzle 2!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Feathawizzle 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Feathawizzle 2 attacks with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Feathawizzle 2 hits Dorkness 5 with a pair of loud blows to the chest. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Feathawizzle 2 lands a decisive left blow to the head and Dorkness 5 falls to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 5 annoys Feathawizzle 2 with a straight right to the jaw.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Feathawizzle 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 staggers Feathawizzle 2 with a flurry of combinations to the temple.
Dorkness 5 lands a thundering left haymaker and Feathawizzle 2 hurtles to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.

Feathawizzle 2 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.





Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!