Public Fight Report
(Welterweight) Welter Dork Boom I defeated Valyrian steel by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Thursday, October 19, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 134 pounds (61 kilograms) is Welter Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 141 pounds (64 kilograms) is Valyrian steel!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Steel is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Steel tries a series of punches to the chest, but Boom I deftly avoits it.
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Steel tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Steel pounds Boom I with a volley of powerful shots to the jaw. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Boom I throws a pair of stiff punches to the chest.
+Steel wallops Boom I with a stinging cross to the eye. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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Steel tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I charges with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but falls short.
Steel tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I charges with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Steel ducks.
-Steel tries to land a jab to the head, but comes up empty.
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Steel tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Steel smacks Boom I with a uppercut to the face. Boom I shakes his head to clear it.
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Steel tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Steel tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Steel paws a jab to the eye, but Boom I steps aside and laughs.
-Boom I throws a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Steel ties him up.
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-Steel launches a straight right to the eye, but Boom I takes it in the forearms.
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Steel tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Steel connects with a pair of heavy shots to the eye.
+Boom I connects with a heavy hook to the stomach.
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-Steel charges with a series of left punches to the chest, but Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Welter Dork Boom I landed 12 of 23 punches, and Valyrian steel landed 19 of 68 punches.
Welter Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Welter Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-9
Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Steel is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Steel is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Boom I wakes up the fans with a light right to the stomach.
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Steel tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Steel tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Steel launches a pair of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Boom I hits Steel with a pair of shots to the stomach.
-Steel probes with a pair of right punches to the chin, but misses completely.
-Steel throws a volley of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Steel attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Steel hurts Boom I with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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-Steel tries a pair of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Steel tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Steel attempts a jab to the mouth, but Boom I deftly avoits it.
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-Steel probes with a series of left blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
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Steel tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Steel smacks Boom I with a barrage of light punches to the stomach.
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-Boom I throws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Steel takes it in the forearms.
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-Steel probes with a volley of right blows to the chin, but Boom I leaps aside.
-Boom I tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
Steel tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Welter Dork Boom I landed 9 of 24 punches, and Valyrian steel landed 16 of 66 punches.
Welter Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Welter Dork Boom I is winning the fight 20-18
Boom I is slowing down.
Steel collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 3
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Steel moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Steel attacks with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Steel attempts a cross to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Boom I pops Steel with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus.
Boom I lands a quick left hook and Steel is knocked off his feet!!
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Steel struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Steel lunges with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Boom I covers himself well.
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Steel tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Steel annoys Boom I with a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Steel probes with a series of left punches to the head, but Boom I takes it in the forearms.
-Steel tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chin, but to no avail.
+Boom I thumps Steel with a series of punches to the stomach!! Boom I is hammering relentlessly! Steel is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Welter Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boom I collapses limply onto his stool.
Steel can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Welter Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Welter Dork Boom I 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Welter Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Welter Dork Boom I 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Welter Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Welter Dork Boom I 10-9
Welter Dork Boom I wins by a technical knockout!
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