Public Fight Report
(Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! defeated Clay Guida by knockout (KO) in round 10.Match Thursday, August 24, 2023In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Clay Guida!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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+Tutu!! pokes Guida with a series of powerful shots to the stomach. Guida hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Guida takes charge with a barrage of wild blows to the jaw.
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+Tutu!! hits Guida with a volley of mean punches to the stomach.
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+Guida takes charge with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth!!
+Tutu!! hammers Guida with a series of painful shots to the chest.
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+Tutu!! pounds Guida with a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu!! punches Guida with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus.
Tutu!! lands a blood spattering right hook and Guida lands flat on his back!!
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Guida struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Tutu!! thumps Guida with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! hits Guida with a series of quick punches to the ribs.
Tutu!! lands a resounding haymaker and Guida is knocked off his feet!!
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Guida struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Tutu!! solidly lands a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 33 of 34 punches, and Clay Guida landed 3 of 7 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-7
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 10-7
Tutu!! is obviously tired.
Guida is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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+Tutu!! throws a flurry of punches to the ribs. Guida is hurt!
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+Tutu!! staggers Guida with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Guida attempts a flurry of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
+Tutu!! shakes Guida with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 19 of 23 punches, and Clay Guida landed 2 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 20-16
Tutu!! looks exhausted.
Guida collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 3
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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-Guida tries a flurry of blows to the head, but Tutu!! ducks.
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+Tutu!! scores with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 6 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 30-25
Tutu!! looks exhausted.
Guida collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 4
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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+Tutu!! annoys Guida with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 7 of 7 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 9 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 40-34
Tutu!! looks exhausted.
Guida collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 5
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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-Guida attacks with a volley of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Tutu!! hits with a pair of punches to the eye.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 9 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 50-43
Tutu!! is slowing down.
Guida collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 6
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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-Guida throws a series of left shots to the eye, but Tutu!! covers himself well.
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+Tutu!! drills Guida with a volley of commanding blows to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 60-52
Tutu!! is obviously tired.
Guida collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 7
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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+Tutu!! attacks with a series of mean punches to the face. Guida seems wobbly!
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+Guida slams Tutu!! with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Guida probes with a left to the mouth, but Tutu!! narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 7 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 70-61
Tutu!! is obviously tired.
Guida receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 8
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
+Tutu!! tattoos Guida with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose. Guida sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Guida probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but Tutu!! narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 7 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 80-70
Tutu!! is obviously tired.
Guida receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 9
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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+Tutu!! punches Guida with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Guida throws a hook to the mouth, but Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 90-79
Tutu!! is obviously tired.
Guida receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 10
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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+Tutu!! hits Guida with a pair of powerful punches to the head.
-Guida attempts a pair of shots to the chin, but fails to score.
+Tutu!! throws a strong straight right to the jaw.
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+Tutu!! lashes out with a series of furious punches to the head.
Tutu!! lands a mighty punch in the nose and Guida staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Guida struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Tutu!! thumps Guida with a uppercut to the nose.
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+Tutu!! smashes Guida with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
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+Tutu!! lands a glancing jab to the face.
Tutu!! lands a quick cross to the jaw and Guida is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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He's Out!
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Tutu!! is slowing down.
Guida can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-7
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-7
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-7
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! wins by a knockout!
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