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(Flyweight) *(** defeated Army of Dorkness 2 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, August 7, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is *(**!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
*(** clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+*(** belts Dorkness 2 with a nice straight right to the head. Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but *(** hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+*(** smashes Dorkness 2 with a flurry of stiff shots to the temple.
*(** lands a ferocious left punch in the nose and Dorkness 2's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+*(** throws a barrage of shots to the mouth.
*(** lands a tremendous right blow to the head and Dorkness 2 falls senseless!!

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He's Out!
*(** wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

*(** can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.





*(** wins by a knockout!