Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) Ran defeated Army of Dorkness 2 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Monday, July 3, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Ran!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ran covers up.
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+Dorkness 2 jars Ran with a flurry of light blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a pair of right shots to the chest, but Ran escapes.
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Ran tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ran tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ran tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ran tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 jolts Ran with a volley of furious punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 18 of 24 punches, and Ran landed 3 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 2 is obviously tired.
Ran doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ran covers up.
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Ran tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 connects with a pair of furious blows to the chest.
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+Ran hits with a barrage of punches to the face!!
Ran lands a ferocious cross to the jaw and Dorkness 2 goes down!!
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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 2 tosses a volley of punches to the ribs!
Ran tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ran tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 tries a volley of left blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 2 wallops Ran with a series of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but Ran quickly backs away.
-Dorkness 2 tries to land a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Ran narrowly avoids it
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 13 of 22 punches, and Ran landed 4 of 8 punches.
Ran won the round 10-8
Ran is winning the fight 19-18
Dorkness 2 collapses limply onto his stool.
Ran remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ran covers up.
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+Ran tosses a series of light punches to the mouth! Dorkness 2 is hurt!
Ran lands a crashing left cross to the jaw and Dorkness 2 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Ran tosses a pair of off balance blows to the jaw.
Ran lands a well placed hook and Dorkness 2 lands flat on his back!!
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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Ran takes it in the forearms.
Ran tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 whacks Ran with a series of powerful blows to the ribs. Ran doesn't seem bothered.
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+Ran lands a series of nice punches to the eye.
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+Ran wakes up the fans with a series of mean punches to the eye!! Dorkness 2 grimaces in pain. Ran smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Dorkness 2 seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Ran wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his.
Ran grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Ran 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Ran 10-8
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Ran 10-8
Ran wins by a technical knockout!
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