Public Fight Report
(Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! defeated Clay Guida by knockout (KO) in round 10.Match Thursday, June 15, 2023In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Clay Guida!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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+Tutu!! suprises Guida with a series of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Guida lashes out with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw.
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+Tutu!! wakes up the fans with a mean straight right to the solar plexus. Guida grimaces in pain.
Tutu!! lands a bone crushing blow to the head and Guida is knocked off his feet!!
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Guida struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Guida fires a series of blows to the eye, but misses.
+Guida hits Tutu!! with a uppercut to the jaw.
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+Tutu!! pokes Guida with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Guida sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Tutu!! lands a mighty left haymaker and Guida drops like a stone!!
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Guida struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Tutu!! attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest. Guida ignores it.
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+Tutu!! hits with Guida with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Tutu!! strikes with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
+Tutu!! pummels Guida with a left to the chest.
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+Tutu!! fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Guida gets mad!
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+Tutu!! belts Guida with a series of furious punches to the ribs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 28 of 32 punches, and Clay Guida landed 3 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-7
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 10-7
Tutu!! is obviously tired.
Guida is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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+Tutu!! nails Guida with a quick left to the ribs.
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+Tutu!! annoys Guida with a series of shots to the solar plexus!
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-Guida probes with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Tutu!! fires a series of mean shots to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 18 of 24 punches, and Clay Guida landed 2 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 20-16
Tutu!! looks exhausted.
Guida collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 3
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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+Tutu!! shakes Guida with a barrage of mean punches to the head!! Guida sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Guida throws a volley of shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 30-25
Tutu!! looks exhausted.
Guida collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 4
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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-Guida attacks with a left straight right to the head, but Tutu!! takes it in the forearms.
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+Tutu!! wallops Guida with a series of punches to the solar plexus!!
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 7 of 7 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 40-34
Tutu!! looks exhausted.
Guida collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 5
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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+Tutu!! smashes Guida with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Guida launches a series of blows to the temple, but Tutu!! narrowly avoids it
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 50-43
Tutu!! is slowing down.
Guida collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 6
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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+Tutu!! tosses a volley of wild punches to the jaw.
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-Guida lunges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 60-52
Tutu!! is obviously tired.
Guida receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 7
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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-Guida launches a pair of punches to the chin, but Tutu!! deftly avoits it.
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+Tutu!! hits with a volley of punches to the nose! Guida ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 9 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 70-61
Tutu!! is obviously tired.
Guida receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 8
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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-Guida probes with a pair of right blows to the jaw, but Tutu!! hides behind his gloves.
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+Tutu!! hits Guida with a flurry of commanding blows to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 7 of 7 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 80-70
Tutu!! is obviously tired.
Guida receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 9
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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-Guida launches a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Tutu!! stays away from it.
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+Tutu!! tags Guida with a series of nasty punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 90-79
Tutu!! is obviously tired.
Guida receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 10
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
+Tutu!! throws a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw.
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+Tutu!! shakes Guida with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye.
Tutu!! lands a decisive blow to the temple and Guida is knocked down!!
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He's Out!
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Tutu!! is slowing down.
Guida can't remember which corner is his. He has a bloody nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-7
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-7
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-7
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! wins by a knockout!
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