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(Strawweight) JHV defeated Straw Dork Boom III by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Monday, June 12, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 50 pounds (23 kilograms) is JHV!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Jhv covers up.
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Straw throws a volley of left combinations to the chin, but Jhv steps aside.
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-Straw lashes out with a right to the mouth, but Jhv leaps aside.
-Straw tries a pair of right punches to the face, but Jhv blocks.
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+Straw connects with a flurry of loud punches to the face!
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-Straw charges with a flurry of right combinations to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Straw connects with Jhv with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Straw tries to land a left right to the jaw, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JHV landed 4 of 8 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 8 of 32 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 10-9


Jhv doesn't want to stop fighting!

Straw is slowing down.



ROUND 2

Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw tries to land a series of blows to the chest, but Jhv covers himself well.
Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw paws a series of shots to the ribs, but Jhv deftly avoits it.
Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jhv annoys Straw with a pair of heavy shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JHV landed 4 of 8 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 2 of 17 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 20-18


Jhv doesn't want to stop fighting!

Straw looks exhausted.



ROUND 3

Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw charges with a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Jhv blocks.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw launches a barrage of blows to the chest, but Jhv ducks.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw throws a right left to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Jhv tries a barrage of shots to the chin, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JHV landed 4 of 8 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 2 of 26 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 30-27


Jhv doesn't even want to rest!

Straw receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 4

Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Jhv blocks.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a flurry of shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Jhv shakes Straw with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Straw attempts a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Jhv narrowly avoids it
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw lunges with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Jhv ducks.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JHV landed 5 of 8 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 2 of 23 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 40-36


Jhv doesn't even want to rest!

Straw can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 5

Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Straw charges with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but misses.
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-Straw probes with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Straw attacks with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jhv hits Straw with a barrage of hard shots to the head.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jhv throws a flurry of powerful punches to the nose! Jhv drops his guard and pounds away! Straw is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
JHV wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!

Straw can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9

JHV wins by a technical knockout!