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Public Fight Report Match Monday, June 12, 2023 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Big Boy Part Thirty One!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Big Boy Part Thirty One throws everything he's got! (all-out) +Dorkness 2 rocks Big Boy Part Thirty One with a pair of solid shots to the chest!! ... -Big Boy Part Thirty One probes with a barrage of crosses to the eye, but Dorkness 2 ducks. +Dorkness 2 connects with a flurry of shots to the stomach. Big Boy Part Thirty One shakes his head to clear it. Dorkness 2 lands a thundering punch in the nose and Big Boy Part Thirty One collapses!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. Big Boy Part Thirty One can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the left eye. Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a knockout!