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(Flyweight) Ran defeated Army of Dorkness 2 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Monday, June 5, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Ran!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ran covers up.

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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a pair of shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 2 scores with a volley of nice punches to the stomach. Ran hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 2 pummels Ran with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs!
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Ran tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Ran attempts a pair of left punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
Ran tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ran tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ran tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 22 punches, and Ran landed 4 of 9 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Ran doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ran covers up.

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Ran tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 paws a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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Ran tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Ran blocks.
+Dorkness 2 annoys Ran with a glancing cross to the solar plexus. Ran retreats to the far corner.
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Ran tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 punches Ran with a barrage of punches to the chest. Ran is hurt!
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 11 of 21 punches, and Ran landed 4 of 7 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 2 collapses limply onto his stool.

Ran remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ran covers up.

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+Dorkness 2 lands a barrage of nasty blows to the solar plexus.
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+Ran tosses a uppercut to the chin! Ran is raining blows! Dorkness 2 can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Ran wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his.

Ran grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9

Ran wins by a technical knockout!