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(Strawweight) JHV defeated Straw Dork Boom III by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Monday, May 29, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 50 pounds (23 kilograms) is JHV!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Jhv covers up.
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Straw hits with Jhv with a head butt! That was totally uncalled for!
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-Straw probes with a straight right to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Straw attacks with a volley of quick combinations to the chin.
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-Straw charges with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Straw probes with a volley of right combinations to the nose, but Jhv quickly backs away.
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-Straw lashes out with a barrage of combinations to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JHV landed 4 of 8 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 9 of 34 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 10-9


Jhv doesn't want to stop fighting!

Straw is slowing down.



ROUND 2

Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Straw throws a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Jhv ducks just in time.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JHV landed 4 of 9 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 2 of 17 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 20-18


Jhv doesn't want to stop fighting!

Straw looks exhausted.



ROUND 3

Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw attempts a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Jhv ducks just in time.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JHV landed 4 of 8 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 3 of 24 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 30-27


Jhv doesn't even want to rest!

Straw receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 4

Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Straw probes with a left straight right to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Straw fires a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Jhv ties him up.
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-Straw tries a pair of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw lunges with a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Jhv ties him up.
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-Straw launches a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a cross to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JHV landed 5 of 9 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 1 of 23 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 40-36


Jhv doesn't even want to rest!

Straw can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 5

Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Jhv hurts Straw with a series of blows to the head. Jhv smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Straw falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
JHV wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!

Straw can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9

JHV wins by a technical knockout!