Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Throwing Hands defeated Straw Dork Boom I by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Monday, May 29, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Throwing Hands!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hands backpedals and jabs.
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+Boom I grazes Hands with a series of painful combinations to the chin. Hands hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Hands throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Boom I asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Boom I attempts a barrage of right blows to the chin, but Hands hides behind his gloves.
-Boom I attempts a pair of combinations to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Boom I strikes with Hands with a bite to the ear! The Ref mus be blind!
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+Hands stuns Boom I with a sweeping right to the chin! Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Hands lands a bone crushing haymaker and Boom I is knocked off his feet!!
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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Boom I throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Hands escapes.
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-Boom I tries to land a volley of left combinations to the face, but Hands narrowly avoids it
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+Boom I belts Hands with a cross to the chin.
+Hands lashes out with a mean jab to the stomach.
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+Boom I connects with a flurry of off balance punches to the eye!
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+Hands hits with a series of off balance punches to the stomach. Boom I ignores it.
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+Hands hits with a pair of hard punches to the face. Boom I asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Boom I hits with a flurry of vicious combinations to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 14 of 32 punches, and Throwing Hands landed 24 of 24 punches.
Throwing Hands won the round 10-8
Throwing Hands is winning the fight 10-8
Boom I looks exhausted.
Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hands backpedals and jabs.
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+Hands fires a pair of loud punches to the head. Boom I seems wobbly!
+Hands lashes out with a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth. Boom I doesn't notice. Hands smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Boom I is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Throwing Hands wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Throwing Hands 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Throwing Hands 10-8
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Throwing Hands 10-8
Throwing Hands wins by a technical knockout!
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