Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Stan "The Swatter" Staples defeated Straw Dork Boom I by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Monday, May 1, 2023In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Stan "The Swatter" Staples!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
The Swatter is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+The Swatter strikes with a volley of punches to the jaw. Boom I laughs!
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+The Swatter smacks Boom I with a flurry of mean punches to the ribs.
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+The Swatter stuns Boom I with a flurry of hard punches to the nose!!
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+Boom I takes charge with a volley of combinations to the chin.
+The Swatter throws a flurry of shots to the eye. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Boom I jolts The Swatter with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Boom I charges with a barrage of right punches to the face, but The Swatter blocks.
+The Swatter jars Boom I with a pair of hard punches to the mouth!
-Boom I tries a flurry of left combinations to the head, but to no avail.
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+The Swatter tosses a flurry of punches to the eye!
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+Boom I connects with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Boom I attacks with a right to the head, but The Swatter stays away from it.
+Boom I pummels The Swatter with a volley of commanding combinations to the eye.
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+The Swatter clocks Boom I with a pair of hard punches to the chin. Boom I doesn't seem bothered.
+The Swatter hammers Boom I with a flurry of vicious punches to the nose. Boom I ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stan "The Swatter" Staples landed 40 of 40 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 13 of 33 punches.
Stan "The Swatter" Staples won the round 10-9
Stan "The Swatter" Staples is winning the fight 10-9
The Swatter doesn't want to stop fighting!
Boom I is slowing down.
ROUND 2
The Swatter is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+The Swatter annoys Boom I with a series of painful punches to the mouth. Boom I falls against the ropes!
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+The Swatter connects with a volley of punches to the face.
+Boom I jolts The Swatter with a series of commanding punches to the stomach.
-Boom I throws a jab to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Boom I throws a barrage of combinations to the chest, but The Swatter steps aside.
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-Boom I attempts a series of combinations to the ribs, but The Swatter steps aside.
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+The Swatter shakes Boom I with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth! Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+The Swatter scores with a pair of combinations to the eye.
+The Swatter clocks Boom I with a pair of quick punches to the head. Boom I doesn't seem bothered.
+The Swatter pokes Boom I with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach. Boom I gets mad!
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+The Swatter throws a volley of loud punches to the nose. Boom I covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stan "The Swatter" Staples landed 37 of 38 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 5 of 22 punches.
Stan "The Swatter" Staples won the round 10-9
Stan "The Swatter" Staples is winning the fight 20-18
The Swatter doesn't want to stop fighting!
Boom I receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 3
The Swatter is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Boom I charges with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+The Swatter nails Boom I with a flurry of off balance punches to the temple. Boom I is hurt! The Swatter is jabbing and laughing! Boom I falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Stan "The Swatter" Staples wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
The Swatter doesn't want to stop fighting!
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 2: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 2: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 2: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Stan "The Swatter" Staples wins by a technical knockout!
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