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(Heavyweight) Hamilton "lover boy" Mason defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, February 25, 2023

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 364 pounds (165 kilograms) is Hamilton "lover boy" Mason!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Lover Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Censored tags Lover Boy with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Censored backs up Lover Boy with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lover Boy launches a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Censored attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but Lover Boy ducks just in time.
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+Censored hammers Lover Boy with a volley of powerful punches to the eye.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lover Boy fires a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Censored steps aside.
+Censored suprises Lover Boy with a flurry of mean shots to the eye.
+Censored lands a barrage of punches to the mouth.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Censored whacks Lover Boy with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Lover Boy attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Censored beats a hasty retreat.
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-Censored charges with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Lover Boy backs out of it.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lover Boy lands a wild cross to the solar plexus. Lover Boy is raining blows! Censored seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Censored can't remember which corner is his.

Lover Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.





Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a technical knockout!