Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated BAMF Strawizzle 3 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, January 16, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 3!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Strawizzle 3 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Boom I fires Strawizzle 3 with an elbow! The audience is howling!
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+Strawizzle 3 belts Boom I with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
Strawizzle 3 lands a crashing smash to the jaw and Boom I's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boom I pounds Strawizzle 3 with a barrage of painful punches to the head.
+Boom I punches Strawizzle 3 with a volley of mean combinations to the head.
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+Boom I hurts Strawizzle 3 with a pair of punches to the face. Strawizzle 3 seems wobbly!
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-Strawizzle 3 attacks with a series of right blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Boom I hits with a flurry of combinations to the nose!!
+Boom I punches Strawizzle 3 with a jab to the head.
Boom I lands a cruel left punch in the nose and Strawizzle 3 drops like a stone!!
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Strawizzle 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I lands a series of hard combinations to the chin.
Boom I lands a mighty haymaker and Strawizzle 3 lands flat on his back!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Strawizzle 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
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